that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.
Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.